Second post: More offenive than the first?

I think that if I did believe in the god of the bible, I'd be a satanist. The god of the bible is a terrible, terrible person (if you can call him/her/it a person). "Testing" some random guy by seeing if he honors him enough by telling him to kill his own son. If I remember the story well enough, he called it off at the last second, but still... what "caring" or "loving" being would do that? And the flood! "I created you guys with the power to do whatever the hell you wanted, but you're not doing it right, I think I'll kill most of you and just start over. Yeah, that sounds right.". My thinking is that the devil is the better man in all this. I mean 2.5 million kills , VS 10 kills. "One man dies, it is a tragedy, when thousands die, it's statistics".  But I do not believe in any of this. Stories written by men with nowhere near the education level as our kindergartners. Yet still, people cling to those stories. Our leaders (spiritual and otherwise) use these stories to control the masses, and justify their stupid laws (ban on gay marriage, etc). And then there's what happened a few months back during the election, church leaders endorsing one candidate over another (violating tax laws), so it goes both ways. "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.".